Spaghetti Tuesday.
I basically do the same thing everyday. I wake up in the morning at about 730, go to work, come home at around 645, make food, start working on freelance work, start eating my food once it’s room temperature, stop freelancing, finally finish my 5 hour old food, hit Ninja Video, then fall asleep. This is basically my life (minus the weekend where I just sorta hang out on my couch from Friday to Sunday drinking wine), but to make things even more ritualized I make spaghetti every Tuesday. It started when the new Kids in the Hall came on, and I have basically kept it going since then. Here are some shitty photobooth photos of me having a wild night -
The below picture looks super gross, but trust me, it tasted awesome. It sucked when half of it fell on the floor trying to take this photo with my computer.
Oh, and here I am celebrating.
I lead such a normal and boring life these days that sometimes it even surpises me. Screw it, i’m going to Tour Mode to get yelled at by Trev.





once, the famous chef and predecessor of martha stewart, julia child was cooking a huge turkey for thanksgiving and dropped the whole thing on the floor on live television. then she picked it up, put it back in the pan, looked straight at the camera and said, “now remember, no one knows what happens in the kitchen.”
I know this story because there was a gay stand-up comedy show on late night comedy central when I was like, 9 years old, and this guy talked forever about julia and bob newhart’s wife from his self titled tv show. he neglected to mention however, that julia child never wanted to be a chef and bob newhart’s wife was a character. go figure. sweet noodles.
ninjavideos has been killed by the government, nooooooooo!